I've finally found out what's wrong with me, and yes, as expected, it's all in my head. Or at least mostly. I am in the process of being sorted out, which means that reviews will be making their triumphant return posthaste.
Some gent at Fortress: Ameritrash (www.fortressat.com) contacted me and asked me to review Earth Reborn, Olympos, and Venture Forth, and he's actually sending them to me on his dime. Epic coolness, so much love out to Nate F.
This is ThreeeeeeeDog...signing off. (or something of that nature).